Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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