Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
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The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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