So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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