That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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