I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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