Are we in a gay sports bar?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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