You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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