just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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