But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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