Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I have peed in a lot of sinks
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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