I want to have your abortion
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My ATM looks so different sober.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Two words: blizzard sex
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