I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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