i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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