You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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