that's an acceptable place to lick
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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