Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
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