His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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