Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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