OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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