based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
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Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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