last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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