I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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