this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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