Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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