Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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