Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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