bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
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