D3 body, D1 cock
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
what is it with giant penises always finding me
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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