I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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