Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
The uberlube is also flammable
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
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Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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