question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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