Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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