butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
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at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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