My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
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He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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