OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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