i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Randomize
