Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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