I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
