just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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