Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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