you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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