Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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