it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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