Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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