She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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