Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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