is your mom at the bar?
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
