we're blogging at a bar
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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