I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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