so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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