My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
they're like a gay fantastic four
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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