me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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